Toothy H. Fairy, better known as the "Tooth Fairy" is a widely known figure among parents and children but no one knows the loveable little pixie's tail. "Life wasn't always this good," explained toothy, "When I was younger my family didn't have anything. Not even teeth!" Miss Fairy was arrested 12 times in the process of starting up her new business and many critics blamed her poor upbringing and hard-knock life. Now, however, the lady is a booming business woman with a net worth of over 50 million teeth. How did this tiny woman go from rags to riches? Its time the world knew her story.
Miss Fairy may have had a rough start, but her buissiness now employs over half of the worlds total fairy population. Based out of Kentucky, her company "The Tooth Factory" grosses over 1 million teeth each fiscal year. She is planning to release a new branch that will be outfitted with special equipment to help infiltrate the untouched world of insomniacs. "Until now nobody ever found a way to get the the teeth lost by the worlds hundreds of insomniacs. Its an unknown market," Toothy explained. " We have outfitted an entirely new branch of what we call "tooth soldiers" with night vision goggles and invisibility suits so that we can now harvest the teeth of the sleepless. All of our soldiers in this division will be specially trained to operate the new equipment." Her exciting new lineup of soldiers will be sent abroad in may of this year. " I'm also opening a new warehouse and building my dream mansion," Toothy exclaimed. However she would not disclose the new location. "I'm a bit afraid of the press finding me and getting some "real" proof. I have to keep my mysterious image," she said with a wink.
Toothy did, in fact, have a hard life. As a child her life was hectic and being one of 3o little fairy children made things even more difficult. "My family was huge. I had to do what evre it took just to get the tiniest bit of attention." Psychologists say that this lack of love and affection in the begining is what caused so many problems for her later in life.
In her teen years Toothy was rarely seen at home. "I spent the majority of my time hanging around outside of human pubs so I could steal the teeth that got knocked out of drunk guy's mouths. Later I found my way into the pubs and started drinking. It became a real problem." By the age of 18 Toothy had been admitted to the Sparkle Cloud Treatment Facility due to multiple arrests of fairy intoxication and consumption of human goods. Upon release Fairy  was readmitted within a year. Along with her alcoholism Toothy convicted on numerous accounts of animal cruelty and possesion of stolen goods and drugs. It really was a hard time," she explained, "but I got through it and found a better way to use my time. Collecting teeth." When she first started people were confused as to who had been disposing of their fallen teeth and many traps were set to catch her. Numerous people tried to file charges of breaking and entering, but soon the air was cleared when she lobbied to have a new law passed that would allow the unannounced entry of fairies into human homes. The tooth disposal law passed and she became the business woman she is today. Mess Fairy has many plans for the next couple of years and will be releasing a number of new departments. With all that she does one has to wonder if she knows just how much children love her.